to get internet on my phone ...could not handle the 2 hour startup or just plan being pissed off because it took so long to get on my internet...dsl should be the only kind of internet dial up like ca le should be banned and thats all i have to say about that!
Not o much going on here..got most of my christmas shopping done..still need to get a tree saturday i believe, this year i am actully going to get my cards out...I do need e-mail addresses..so for those of you who have face book go check your mail..
Well we now have 7 dogs..yes i no what hell am i thinking.watch dogs and dachshunds do make the best watch dogs and of course tank...
hmm not much else going on..been helping out at the school boutique...anyways my thumbs are getting sore ...so i must go..
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Well I had to
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
theres nothing like clam chowder....

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Thursday, November 12, 2009
A meme
Where is your cell phone? Not to sure close bye tho
Your significant other? In bed
your hair? BROWN AND GRAY
Your mother? face booking
Your father? who knows
Your favorite thing? lots
Your dream last night? DON'T REMEMBER
Your favorite drink? flavored water
Yourdream/goal? to get my house in order
What room are you in? dining room
Your hobby? READING
Your fear? My kids dieing/being murder
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy
Where were you last night? The show
Something that you aren't? Skinny
Muffins? BLUEBERRY
Wish list item? A NEW CAR OR HARLEY
Last thing you did? ATE DINNER
What are you wearing? jeans and a t-shirt
TV? grey anatomy which i just missed
Your pets? 4 dachshunds, 3 cats 1 tortoise
Friends? Great....
YOUR LIFE? Good
Your mood? Happy
Missing someone? a few someones...
Your Car? suburban, gas sucking pig
Something hard about your work? watching allot of kids and making sure no one gets hurt
Kids? wendi 26,alex 16, lynzie10,victoria9, michelle 9..and my step daughter 28.
Something you're not wearing? SHOES
Your favorite store? ROSS is my new favorite store,
Your favorite color? burgundy
When is the last time you cried?Last night at the movies
......Who will resend this? lena
Where do you go to over and over? WALMART
Five people who email me regularly? Karen bambi, lena,whom?????
My favorite place to eat? tokyo steak, yea baby
Favorite place I'd like to be at right now? exploring england with my friend..we would have so much fun....
Here's what you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun...Hit'forward,' delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a bunch ofpeople, including me.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Dave is out of town and our

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Labels: Dachunds
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Chores and kids...CHECK
And i'm gonna kick my sons butt CHECK. as soon as dave leaves town he seems to think that well he can do and say what he wants.. well that is not working well for me and now not for him...cell phone.. no more check...stereo.. no more...check...x-box 360.. put away deep in the pits of his new hell....check....he will now never ever say these words to me ever when i tell him he needs to or has not done anything...and i quote" I just want to be like Lynzie"... What in the heck is wrong with these friggin kids today and thinking they don't have to do chores and when they do thinking we have to re-finace our house to pay them...not in my world.. now or ever.....i remeber when i was a kid I got 25 cents.. and was happy...now a days kids think they need twenty bucks aweek...sorry kids , not happening.. even if there was no recession..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Talking about being mad, i believe i never ever have been this mad at my son.......
Anyways yes dave did leave for the bay area..he is in oakland..and yes today is also his birthday which is really sad..i can say i do really miss him and he has only been gone one day..and I am used to him being out of town.. This time it is diffrent I don't no...diffrent...
Anyways I just wanna tell you bout my dog as this is the most exciting thing in my life as of lately....Well we have a dog and her name is Molly she is ichelles dog, we got her after her dog pork chop hung himsel...anyways the other night we all go to bed and I take a sleeping pill have for years.. and when i do go to sleep am that way dead to the world....well I guess after my coma sleep has set in, dave said the dachshunds.. (*my baby bella and alexs's dog sassy would not stop barking then he hears Molly just howling and really crying.. welll he runs out side..Dressed only in what god has givin him and molly has jumped the fence , but her leg has got caught in the fence ornament...he finnally gets her back paw undone and tells me a couple hours later, when i finally wake from my coma state that molly has a broken paw.......mind you this dog can jump and clear a eight foot fence..Damn another bill ..so when i go out to take the kids i check her paw and it looks just fine...and now dave and i are both confident that this little accident has cured her from jumping fences and bye the grace of god her paw is fine....WELL Her paw is fine but i'll be damned she has not learned her lesson and that dang dog is still jumpimg fences....ugh insert pictures...of fence...
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Labels: and kids...grrrrr, dogs
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Whoever said owning a house is
The best thing in the world, LIED, I have had more streess since i bought this house than i think i ever had wondering were the heck i was gonna get my rent from... if a damn water pipe broke the fix is just a phone call away to the beloved or not sometimes landlord( i mostly had good ones).. and NO taxes...so this is what my post is about !!!TAXES... and they suck.. i never relized it till I got my first tax bill... they more than double and i have only been in this damn house..ok i do love my house since july....the tax asseser people seem to think my house value has like doubled....I don't see how...we fix broken pipes..we have a boat load of tree's that are dead and when the dreaded wind blows they fall(hence tons of fire wood) for the fire place , wood burning stove as our heater does not work....so if this is how our house value has doubled than i'll be damned...lets cut those oout buildings down.. and let the weeds overide the horse arena i'll never us.....and then lets see if my taxes drop!! with my luck they ed raise the damn things again.....
o.k. anyways dave has been working , oh thank god, because since this little tax hike my mortage went up....oh yea the tax subject was closed...grrrrr..anyways he will be going up to the bay area,maybe wed. happy birthday honey..it sucks but work is what it is....on the upside.. he is gona try and get ahold of his cousin and aunt...and maybe get to see them..he has not been able to see them in a couple of years....
so how was everyones halloween? mine pretty good, my sister came over and picked up our whole family we went to itown and i had a really nice time, hardly any houses were giving out stuff, but the night was great no mishaps..and the kids had a ball!!!
well this is it for tonight.. get back here soon..and just because i have not commented does not mean i have not read your blog
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
the air show and cigs...
Well i guess i do like Jim's cigs better, my my sisters yours were good to!.
and about that air show.. where to start.. the drive o.k. good place i have these great plans hmmmmmm.. get up at 4:30 am hop in shower get the kids up grab some grub and get on the road.. be there bye 7 and yea we are in......good plan huh? ....
Now for what really happened....woke up at 630...forgot to set the alarm clock.. ;this should of been my sign.....but noooooooooooooooooo.... dave is making breakfast i hop in the shower.. and my son wants to wear these friggin pants , that ARE flaming red.. so i tell him he is under no circumstances wearing flaming read "skinny" Jeans ( I would love to get ahold of the asshole who started that trend)...and inform =him that if he kept it up we would have a nice bomb fire before we left! huge texting fight .. do not argue with your kids texting.. i can tell you all this does is really piss you off....I won.. and he not only lost his phone he also will NEVER wear those pants again.....
on to the story sorry got side tracked.....OK so we leave at 8:30 I'm so excited yea .. then we get into the truck and that is when i tell Dave oh I need gas.. boy another sign.....bitch bitch bitch..ugh......the out come of that is i am always to run on the full side not the empty side.....
we get gas and we are almost there yea the road to Edwards... heading to the air show and slam ..on the brakes there are cars for miles.. no joke.. it took a whopping 2 hours to go 10-15 mile.. we finally get in the air show at. 1:00....the planes were great i mean unbelievable.......we find my in laws and friends....Dave and his dad wonder off and the girls gioa and i do our thing....
we get ready to leave and i wonder off .. and there is a crowd of people and where there is A crowd something is going on...yep i have to go find out what it is, Dave hates tis....but hot dog its chuck Yeager and some ingals guy doing some interview...( chuck Yeager is the guy who broke the first world record sound barrier).. snap snap Insert pictures...so now we are leaving get on the bus check.. walk to our car check start to leave check.. and sit in the parking lot for another 2 1/2 hours.. it took us 3 hours to leave.. so to sum up the air show... 3 hours to get in 2 hour of actual airplanes flying and 3 1/2 hour to leave... will i ever do that again.. yesterday it was no friggin way,today probably! oh did i say it was edwards 50th anniversary ....and they did an enactment of pearl harbor.. it was so cool.. insert more pictures here!
And today is an exciting day of laudry there is nothing like stiff laundry.....from hanging it up not even downy helps...they need to invent some kind of fabric softner for us girls luky enough to have to hang our laundry!
have a great day my friends..
ps please let me no if this shows my new e-mail address
daveandvicki57@aol.com
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Friday, October 16, 2009
O.k. so I am
So I am a lager .. yep that would be me.. well we are in our house but then you all already new that right and just when i think all is going well ... Yea right.. another pipe beaks.. or it gets so cold we need to use our heater and its broke.. or the dog is climbing the tree.. yes i said climbing the tree to get the cat who now lives on the roof....I have been working tho .. not much at the school , but just enough...its good.. and i am still not smoking.. OK i lie i have smoke... i was at my sisters.. and yes those evil things were sitting there and i took one, OK maybe two... alright I'll be honest.. 4....and i must admit they tasted so frigging good...umm hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!damn and i almost had ten weeks......
whey if any of you live in Cali and have a spare would burning stove pass it here... will travel...ok maybe ...anyways whats every ones plan for the weekend.. we are doing one of my favorite things in the whole wide world ..NO not going to Disneyland or Vegas < going to Edwards air force air show, oh its there 50 th anniversary and there gonna have a reenactment of peril harbour i'm so excited i can't wait.. and yea those pictures i would promise to post ..not happening till i get dsl.. but will be taking plenty...
Have a great weekend my friends!
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
mood swings and menopause
yes soul i do believe i am menopauseing hard.. and the sweats .....i can take a showeer in the sweat i have been doing....and thanks for all the support you said yea....I have now gone 8 weeks and no cigs not a one yea!
And thanks smocha yes i believe my mood swings are a hard rough part of my personality..but would ya have me any other way....????and now that cigs are barely a part of my life,....i am much kinder..sort of.
and jamie your just so sweet. my baby is just fine ,it was not the swine flu....but there have been reported cases of it at there school..and also at my sons school.....
well yesterday i wake up, and gave my twins there ninth birthday presents hugs and kisses and a couple of tears, my babies are growing up FAST!and they curl there hair with no help from mommie, because they can...sniffle....and then the phone rings , it says out of town...I do not answer out of town calls...but i hear this voice....oh oh its smocha..wheres the phone ....find the phone, and i finnally do...YEA....it was so perfect.......sometimes you just need that one call to lift up your sprits....and as i'm talkin to her i hear her babies, cavuto, o'reilly and of course stiffy (MONKEY)and as we are talking she is tellin me about the cat walks and how people just shun her.. I think there not shuning her, they are so shock to see a cat in a baby stroller,..... there not sure if they should laugh or look down......and of course they turn there heads... now if it was me i would stare and mumble how cute it is!!!of course walk up and start talking!!!!anyways as the conversation moves on , i hear the cat shriek from hell , we are talking loud cat shriek....and ask what the hell....she calmly tells me cavuto has walk in front of monkey...just strolled bye........and her bitchy self goes into over drive.....
so this is what has been going on in my world.....been working at the school sum...but not the boys and girls club.. i believe i should call my boss and ask her whats up is there nothin else anywhere else i will travellll....i just don't want to bug her!
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Mood swings and swine flu
Well she does not have swine flu or they would have called me but she does have the flu......victoria...my poor baby... now that i have not had a cig in over a friggin month, I ask you all when does this mood swinging cravings Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!when because i want a cig so bad I can feel it between my fingers......slowly moving it up to my lips... liting it...taking that deep breath...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm of death......yep death for me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
so then i have to think.....be strong be strong.. and now you all now why i have not posted... mood swinging to bad......
glad thou my bff made it to england now just wanting to hear how the animals are doing are they getting aliong...ECT.......well this is all got.
vicki
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