Friday, January 23, 2009

cats on the counter

for all of you who keep up with my dear friend smochas blog I just talked to her and she has made it home with the usaul curse that follows but i will let her tell you all about her adventure...

anyways I've got one heck of an ear infection, went to the dr. and he kepy asking me.. you had this for how long... a week, and you didn't come in i thought i would self medicate! bad idea on my part...i was crying so hard he gave me stuff to dry up my nasal...

I did go to work, and thought my ear was going to explode.. and now that i am eating healthy riding my bike to work, 1 mile each way.. i have... and i can not believe this put on a pound..GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

help stop the fat!!!!!!!!!

hope you all had a great weekend!!!!

just a note about another blog i read, , her son was not only at the inauguration, but was one of the soliders standing behind the new president......I would be so proud...just thought i would mention this....

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

I just had too post thhis

The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I
thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I
told her, 'That's great I couldn't
be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more.'

I asked, 'What do you mean there's more.'

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how
she knew.. She said....

( You're going to love this!)

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they had a home
pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'

(not to offend anyone)

Bicycle bicyclcle

I like to ride my bicycle....yea when all my legs stop shaking and other parts stop hurting HMMMMMMMMMM but i am gona lose this dang weight if it kills me, just pass the oxagen PLEASE! yes i rode to school today 2 miles yea .. and tomorow the same thing and till I drop this weight.. then i might start walking...or fix my tire on my unicycle and ride that...Thats a good thought..and yes i have cut the calories , eating good food..i feel like a rabbit...

Anyways i started working at the boys and girls club yesterday and i think i like it...the kids are great....but by the time school ends i'm really gonna need a vaction.....

so I must go check out my puffies and penquin and buy more stuff for my igloo.. I'm stuck on disneys club penquin game!

have a great day.

Bicycle bicyclcle

Bicycle bicyclcle

Bicycle bicyclcle

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Been playing penguin

Hey my sister found this cool site its called disney club penguin...and yes its for kids, and yes adults too!!I put it on my side bar and i do recomend this site.. anyways not to much here, I did finallyy get a dryer, dave did kinda fix my but that only lasted for about a we went to lowe's and they had the dryer i wanted ,but only the floor model, so she said we could buy it, i asked what kind of discount, she said a 10 percent discount, then she pulls it out and damn, there is a litle tiny scartch,so i say how about about 20 percent, she says no and i say call the manager ,she did,so i walked out paying only 300 dollars, and saved myself 100dollars..yea...always ask for the manager..when works!
hope you all had a great weekend...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

ear award....

The Van Gogh's Ear Award was created by.... Roger of Idaho Photo; The following is an excerpt from his blog. Please link your award back to his site.

A Top Award for You

Every year I like to make up a award and hand it out to people that make a difference in the blogsphere. I like to make it a award for all to enjoy and pass out if one so wants to, I just ask if your going to give it out to link back to me as the creator of the Van Gogh's Ear Award.

Inspiration of the Van Gogh's Ear Award

You may know the story of Vincent Van Gogh a well known artist in history. Although a brilliant painter in his later years went quite insane he received the nickname of fou roux ("the redheaded madman"). The most bazaar of Vincent's behavior is when he cut off the lower part of his own left ear lobe, which he wrapped in newspaper and gave to a prostitute named Rachel in the local brothel, asking her to "keep this object carefully. After this he suffered recurrent bouts of mental illness, which led to his suicide July 29, 1890 he was 37 years old. His works of art are priceless.

The point of this award

We are all artist in are own way be it art, photography, writing, philosophy, comedy, blogging and we all go a little crazy sometimes. But if you ever feel so crazy to cut off your ear and give it to a prostitute "Seek Help"!

Always remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else.

So, I would like to pass this along to the following bloggers because I truly do enjoy reading what they have to say mainly because of their own little unique way they have of saying it.

i hope i do this right.....

I pass this on to

hope i did this right.. this is my first time passing on an award

....thanks smocha

well i started working at the boys and girls club yesterday...i'm outside with the kids..organizing and playing games! let me tell you I DO NOT rember tetherball being so hard.....and after a few games all i want is for someone to pass me the oxagen :)....but i feel thisa is good exercise, on top of trying to ride my bike to work ...soon.....anyways have a great night

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

work and nothing

well i went back to work YEAH...I start the boys and girls club tomorow, working that is ...anyways not to much here... so I'm gonna try to post this comic thing my sister sent, i figure if i don't have nothin to write , i'll just post a funny something.....if it works.. and this is very cute!

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

hope everyone had a great day.. this was sent to me from my sis...thanks..KM

Friday, January 9, 2009

There are no pictures...

My brother came...and i was not allowed to take pictures, but they did give me a couple of pictures taken prof. and i said something about scanning them and posting them on my blog....THEY both said no, yea, thank god they don't read my blog...anyways it was a nice visit, maybe next year they might show up before 2:00 am, other than that nothing much has been happening...
so someone sent me this e-mail i thought it was funny and now i post it... have a good laugh, cause i know you will!!!

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,my sister has never let me forget.

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,so of course I checked
myseven- month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No' .
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
and yelled
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

have a great day!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009


A sigh of releif.. and how was evryones day??? mine , Well i seem to be missing my husband... couldn't wait for him to get back to work now wishing he was home... family stress and he seems to keep me level, wish familys would just get along and not argue over stupid stuff...there is one thing i have learned from my family , not to take one minute for granted you may not get to have another.......and with that positive note, My little brother should be coming by tomorrow and i promise pictures ,pictures......I do miss him... anyways will update tomorrow...
hope everyone had a great day!!!

Well post monitoring

Sunday, January 4, 2009

renting out kids

Yep i have 3 kids for rent anyone interested...please feel free to contact me, they argue a lot, hate to do chores but do have manners towards others.....
please feel free to call 1-800- gotkids...

only joking, for anyone is took this to heart.. they are just having a sorry about your luck, and headache, we are not gonna listen to you mom day!
woo hoo lucky me.......
have a great day!

P.s. I just went and googled rent a kid, and there are really sites for renting kids for people who want the experience of being a mom /dad..wth.......

Saturday, January 3, 2009

well i said 1 a day

and I am trying.....hmmm So since Dave works out of town a lot last year hmm i mean 2 years ago, we signed up for best western points, he stays there we earn points ,and since he is working the company pays for the room....we have stayed in redondo beach.. with these points, we have gone to vegas with these points, stayed next to and went to disneyland with these points and yea , today i got an ipod nano with these points.....and he is going back to work next week and earning more today when i was looking at the point program, i sort of mapped out a whole vaction with just the point program....the only thing we would have to pay for would be food.. the point program pays for gas.....

so anyways thats what i've been doing with my exciting life.....and i am bored to tears... never thought i would say this , but i can not wait till the kids go back to school i then get to go back to work, and i start my new job at the boys and girls club... and i just found out i'll only be working 3-4 days a week so i then get to still do brownies.....yea....o.k. i'm not sure about the brownie thing.. but who knows.....

hope everyone had a great day......

Friday, January 2, 2009

I came to post

And when i signed on this afternoon i saw an article about john travolta... if anyone knows me at all he has been my heart throb for years, he seems like he and his wife would be just the nicest people to know..they have fame but they don't seem to flaunt it...then this past week they have traggedy, there son jett has passed away and that is the most terrible thing that can happen to anyone.....i don't know how they feel, i have never lost a child....nor can i pretend to know there pain...but my most deepest prayers go to these people......

So anyways how did everyone spend there new's year?? i myself was nursing my hang over.....and this will be the last one for a very long time... i am starting my diet.. and alcohol does not include itself in this.....

we went to my friends deb and steve had alot of bevy's with alott of nice people, stayed the night woke up and had a great breakfast....good way to start a new year...