Wednesday, February 25, 2009


these are the snow pictures from dec, Christmas pictures, from my friend s mom house , she decorates her house like this every year..and our friends back yard all the really neat old stuff, and the really cool sunset!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Stolen from smocha who stole it from bitchpoo

What are your middle names? Allan and lynn

How long have you been together? thriteen years.

How long did you know each other before you started dating? He stood me up for a month and a half , and when he did finnaly show up, he never left...

Who asked whom out? he did

How old are each of you? he is 48 and i'm a youngster at 45

Whose siblings do you see the most? both

Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? trying to buy a house, he has ideas and i have my own ideas..ugh

Did you go to the same school? No.

Are you from the same home town? no he is from moor park.(that is krap room spelled backwards) and i'm from tujunga

Who is smarter? we both are o.k. i am ,i just let him think he is

Who is the most sensitive? we both are he hates tear jerkers..

Where do you eat out most as a couple? used to be tokyo steak house but since he has not worked much the country cafe

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? bencia ca.. to see his aunt,and a family reunion, that was when i was preg with the twins..first time my ankles swelled up to the size of friggin softballs..and also the time i stood to close to the car and his dad ran over my foot....but it was a good trip...had the curse back then too!

Who has the craziest exes? He does!!!!

Who has the worst temper? I do by far.. used to be him tho

Who does the cooking? I do mostly but he cooks pancakes on the weekends..well we both cook come to think of it

Who is the neat-freak? we are both slobs..but i am getting better.. he keeps his garage in spotles order...

Who is more stubborn? I am hands down

Who hogs the bed? he does...

Who wakes up earlier? he does i could sleep till noon

Where was your first date? a bar called jj we went with my sister and her husbandand another friend

Who is more jealous? he is he seems to think i'm gods girt to gorgous and i think i nothing but a lump of fat, which of course i am...(and no lap band here..)

How long did it take to get serious? right away..we never left each other unless he went to work

Who eats more? he does....

Who does the laundry? I do but he will help about every 6 months or so

Who’s better with the computer? I am hands down.. when he even gets near the computer i get nervous...but he is slowly learning

Who drives when you are together? depends on what we are driving 9 out of ten times its him

so here it is life about Dave and I.. somewhat.. and god has blessed us...more than i could ever have life with dave..i believe will last forver!

Sunday, February 22, 2009



> >
> > How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
> young, we've got
> > our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
> worrying about a stupid
> > burned out bulb?
> >
> > 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
> any wiring that's
> > not up to code.
> >
> > 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
> lamp!
> >
> > 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> >
> > 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
> toys in the
> > dark. IS THIS FRED?
> >
> > 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
> the light bulb!
> > Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
> please, please,
> > please!
> >
> > 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as
> I've led these people
> > from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
> any, and make just
> > one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried
> to take
> > advantage of the situation.
> >
> > 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
> I'm bouncing off
> > the walls and furniture.
> >
> > 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
> but I don't see a light bulb!
> >
> > 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
> the carpet in the dark.
> >
> > 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We
> don't need no stinking light bulb."
> >
> > 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> >
> > 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
> light bulbs in a
> > little circle...
> >
> > 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border
> Collie's ear and he'll do it.
> > By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
> will be dry.
> >
> > How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light
> bulbs. So, the
> > real question is:
> >
> > "How long will it be before I can expect some
> light, some dinner, and
> > a massage?"
> >
> >
> >
> > They help out around the house....
> >
> >
> > They protect our children...
> >
> > They look out for the smaller ones...
> >
> > They show us how to relax...
> >
> > They "converse" with each other.
> >
> > They help you when you're down...
> >
> > They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
> >
> > They have "great" expectations.
> >
> > They are Patriotic.
> >
> > They are happy to "test" the water.
> >
> > They love their "teddies"
> >
> > They know who's "BOSS.
> >
> > AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
> >
> >
> > It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
> > LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.......
> >
> >
> >
> >

Friday, February 20, 2009


God i can not believe my baby lynzie is turning ten today... they grow up so fast, so all you first time momies love your babies there spit up, they runny diahra diapers....the terrible 2's....and so on.....cherish them......before i know it she be running off to collage..oh my god i'm empty nesting my now ten year old......and she is not even moving out yet,LOL....anyways thing are about the same... no major is great, oh some little girl at school gave me a valentines today, she is first grade and teaching me spanish..she spelled my name cute...well have a great day!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm fat

but not fat enought to get the lap band damnit.. oh if i gain 50 or so pounds, I would be purrrrrrrr-fect..yea like thats gonna happen...not....i did lose 5 pounds according to this dr.s scale.. but i no as soon as i weigh in at school i will have gained ten,grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

so picture this.. sat i got us some steaks, yummy you say.. they turned out like rubber, i used a george foreman round grill daves step sister gave us.. so i'm thinking i'll go to staters bros and get there yummy ribeyes on sale of course.. and i do.. i season them up..and throw them into the broiler.. the oven kind and away there cooking.. daves is done, but not mine so i put mine back in the oven broiler...(top shelf) and away it starts cooking.. i'm waitng and waiting and i start smelling this not so yummy smell, yep you guessed it my oven is now on fire...we are talking flames here.. i rip my steak out that oven, throw the now really call the fire dept flames pan back into oven and slam door, all the while screaming dave the ovens on fire.. he comes running in and i go try to find the fire extinguisher( which is no where to be found ) and by the time i get back he has it we all calm down, oh after tending to daves burnt finger, to eat our wonderful dinner, and i'll be damn if my friggin steak was NOT still raw!!!!!!!!!!and what do u think i did ....sucked it up and ate the d()*)(&(*&*(thing!!!!

so that was my exciting weekend!!! well i have to get ready for work!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

out of the mouths of second graders....

this was sent to me from my friend donna whom i've known since i was 12


Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!

not much happening here... dave and i will be and buying a house .. don't want to say much , i'm afraid the curse will curse me if i do!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

This is for all the ladies

I hope you enjoy this , its very funny and sooooooooooooo true....i could not stop laughing!

anyways been busy working , i did lose five pounds...maybe the bicycle thing is i only have a million more to go!

have a great day, i will post when something exciting happens in my life....smocha has a new me me.. so maybe i will steal that from her...