Sunday, February 22, 2009

SOMETIMES.....

SOMETIMES PEOPLE SEND ME REALLY CUTE STUFF AND MY AUNT SHRILEY SENT ME THIS ONE..VERY CUTE.....

LYNZIES PARTY TURNED OUT GOOD AND I WILL POST PICTURES LATER!
> >
> > How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
> young, we've got
> > our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
> worrying about a stupid
> > burned out bulb?
> >
> > 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
> any wiring that's
> > not up to code.
> >
> > 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
> lamp!
> >
> > 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> >
> > 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
> toys in the
> > dark. IS THIS FRED?
> >
> > 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
> the light bulb!
> > Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
> please, please,
> > please!
> >
> > 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as
> I've led these people
> > from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
> any, and make just
> > one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried
> to take
> > advantage of the situation.
> >
> > 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
> I'm bouncing off
> > the walls and furniture.
> >
> > 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
> but I don't see a light bulb!
> >
> > 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
> the carpet in the dark.
> >
> > 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We
> don't need no stinking light bulb."
> >
> > 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> >
> > 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
> light bulbs in a
> > little circle...
> >
> > 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border
> Collie's ear and he'll do it.
> > By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
> will be dry.
> >
> > How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light
> bulbs. So, the
> > real question is:
> >
> > "How long will it be before I can expect some
> light, some dinner, and
> > a massage?"
> >
> > ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
> MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
> >
> > WHY GOD MADE PETS
> >
> > They help out around the house....
> >
> >
> > They protect our children...
> >
> > They look out for the smaller ones...
> >
> > They show us how to relax...
> >
> > They "converse" with each other.
> >
> > They help you when you're down...
> >
> > They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
> >
> > They have "great" expectations.
> >
> > They are Patriotic.
> >
> > They are happy to "test" the water.
> >
> > They love their "teddies"
> >
> > They know who's "BOSS.
> >
> > AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
> >
> > HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
> >
> > It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
> > LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.......
> >
> >
> >
> >HAVE A GREAT DAY
> >