Tuesday, January 13, 2009

work and nothing

well i went back to work YEAH...I start the boys and girls club tomorow, working that is ...anyways not to much here... so I'm gonna try to post this comic thing my sister sent, i figure if i don't have nothin to write , i'll just post a funny something.....if it works.. and this is very cute!

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

hope everyone had a great day.. this was sent to me from my sis...thanks..KM


Brad said...

Great jokes - I had one to tell you but I can't remember the dang punch line...grrr...I have the worst memory - hope your doing good!

SOUL said...

i "ear" you got you first blog award-- go you ! :))

i bet you're glad to be back to work eh?

i can never remember a joke to save my life.. there were a few chuckles here tho. i needed em..thanks.

happy thursday--