No I am not saying good bye to my blog..even tho I should as much as i post lately!
It would be goodbye to 2009...it was not to bad of a year....would of been better if i had not gotten so sick....But yes I am better, down to maybe 1 smoke a day...depending on where i am at and if i can bum one! but no I have had nothing to smoke in 24 hours I think I might buy 1 good bye cigar for old times sake!
I am truly thankful for my family...They are great..I have the best kids in the world...not perfect, but not to bad..well mannered..honest.Thankful for my new house..which will will be using this coming year and making it a working ranch..And yes I am very excited about that!
Hoping this year brings in more work for all the people who have not had much work or barely working!
My mom who I love so much I truly believe i would be lost without her..I can call her and just rattle on and she just listens..she is great!
To all my great friends I hope the new year brings you nothing but happiness.and good fortune...well my thumbs are getting tired...so I must post this...Anyways what I am really saying is
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL !
Thursday, December 31, 2009
No I am not saying good bye to my blog..even tho I should as much as i post lately!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:02 AM
Thursday, December 10, 2009
to get internet on my phone ...could not handle the 2 hour startup or just plan being pissed off because it took so long to get on my internet...dsl should be the only kind of internet dial up like ca le should be banned and thats all i have to say about that!
Not o much going on here..got most of my christmas shopping done..still need to get a tree saturday i believe, this year i am actully going to get my cards out...I do need e-mail addresses..so for those of you who have face book go check your mail..
Well we now have 7 dogs..yes i no what hell am i thinking.watch dogs and dachshunds do make the best watch dogs and of course tank...
hmm not much else going on..been helping out at the school boutique...anyways my thumbs are getting sore ...so i must go..
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:07 PM
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Posted by desert dirt diva at 1:01 PM
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Where is your cell phone? Not to sure close bye tho
Your significant other? In bed
your hair? BROWN AND GRAY
Your mother? face booking
Your father? who knows
Your favorite thing? lots
Your dream last night? DON'T REMEMBER
Your favorite drink? flavored water
Yourdream/goal? to get my house in order
What room are you in? dining room
Your hobby? READING
Your fear? My kids dieing/being murder
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy
Where were you last night? The show
Something that you aren't? Skinny
Wish list item? A NEW CAR OR HARLEY
Last thing you did? ATE DINNER
What are you wearing? jeans and a t-shirt
TV? grey anatomy which i just missed
Your pets? 4 dachshunds, 3 cats 1 tortoise
YOUR LIFE? Good
Your mood? Happy
Missing someone? a few someones...
Your Car? suburban, gas sucking pig
Something hard about your work? watching allot of kids and making sure no one gets hurt
Kids? wendi 26,alex 16, lynzie10,victoria9, michelle 9..and my step daughter 28.
Something you're not wearing? SHOES
Your favorite store? ROSS is my new favorite store,
Your favorite color? burgundy
When is the last time you cried?Last night at the movies
......Who will resend this? lena
Where do you go to over and over? WALMART
Five people who email me regularly? Karen bambi, lena,whom?????
My favorite place to eat? tokyo steak, yea baby
Favorite place I'd like to be at right now? exploring england with my friend..we would have so much fun....
Here's what you are supposed to do...and please don't spoil the fun...Hit'forward,' delete my answers, type in your answers and send it to a bunch ofpeople, including me.
Posted by desert dirt diva at 9:35 PM
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
And i'm gonna kick my sons butt CHECK. as soon as dave leaves town he seems to think that well he can do and say what he wants.. well that is not working well for me and now not for him...cell phone.. no more check...stereo.. no more...check...x-box 360.. put away deep in the pits of his new hell....check....he will now never ever say these words to me ever when i tell him he needs to or has not done anything...and i quote" I just want to be like Lynzie"... What in the heck is wrong with these friggin kids today and thinking they don't have to do chores and when they do thinking we have to re-finace our house to pay them...not in my world.. now or ever.....i remeber when i was a kid I got 25 cents.. and was happy...now a days kids think they need twenty bucks aweek...sorry kids , not happening.. even if there was no recession..... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...Talking about being mad, i believe i never ever have been this mad at my son.......
Anyways yes dave did leave for the bay area..he is in oakland..and yes today is also his birthday which is really sad..i can say i do really miss him and he has only been gone one day..and I am used to him being out of town.. This time it is diffrent I don't no...diffrent...
Anyways I just wanna tell you bout my dog as this is the most exciting thing in my life as of lately....Well we have a dog and her name is Molly she is ichelles dog, we got her after her dog pork chop hung himsel...anyways the other night we all go to bed and I take a sleeping pill have for years.. and when i do go to sleep am that way dead to the world....well I guess after my coma sleep has set in, dave said the dachshunds.. (*my baby bella and alexs's dog sassy would not stop barking then he hears Molly just howling and really crying.. welll he runs out side..Dressed only in what god has givin him and molly has jumped the fence , but her leg has got caught in the fence ornament...he finnally gets her back paw undone and tells me a couple hours later, when i finally wake from my coma state that molly has a broken paw.......mind you this dog can jump and clear a eight foot fence..Damn another bill ..so when i go out to take the kids i check her paw and it looks just fine...and now dave and i are both confident that this little accident has cured her from jumping fences and bye the grace of god her paw is fine....WELL Her paw is fine but i'll be damned she has not learned her lesson and that dang dog is still jumpimg fences....ugh insert pictures...of fence...
Sunday, November 1, 2009
The best thing in the world, LIED, I have had more streess since i bought this house than i think i ever had wondering were the heck i was gonna get my rent from... if a damn water pipe broke the fix is just a phone call away to the beloved or not sometimes landlord( i mostly had good ones).. and NO taxes...so this is what my post is about !!!TAXES... and they suck.. i never relized it till I got my first tax bill... they more than double and i have only been in this damn house..ok i do love my house since july....the tax asseser people seem to think my house value has like doubled....I don't see how...we fix broken pipes..we have a boat load of tree's that are dead and when the dreaded wind blows they fall(hence tons of fire wood) for the fire place , wood burning stove as our heater does not work....so if this is how our house value has doubled than i'll be damned...lets cut those oout buildings down.. and let the weeds overide the horse arena i'll never us.....and then lets see if my taxes drop!! with my luck they ed raise the damn things again.....
o.k. anyways dave has been working , oh thank god, because since this little tax hike my mortage went up....oh yea the tax subject was closed...grrrrr..anyways he will be going up to the bay area,maybe wed. happy birthday honey..it sucks but work is what it is....on the upside.. he is gona try and get ahold of his cousin and aunt...and maybe get to see them..he has not been able to see them in a couple of years....
so how was everyones halloween? mine pretty good, my sister came over and picked up our whole family we went to itown and i had a really nice time, hardly any houses were giving out stuff, but the night was great no mishaps..and the kids had a ball!!!
well this is it for tonight.. get back here soon..and just because i have not commented does not mean i have not read your blog
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:37 PM
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Well i guess i do like Jim's cigs better, my my sisters yours were good to!.
and about that air show.. where to start.. the drive o.k. good place i have these great plans hmmmmmm.. get up at 4:30 am hop in shower get the kids up grab some grub and get on the road.. be there bye 7 and yea we are in......good plan huh? ....
Now for what really happened....woke up at 630...forgot to set the alarm clock.. ;this should of been my sign.....but noooooooooooooooooo.... dave is making breakfast i hop in the shower.. and my son wants to wear these friggin pants , that ARE flaming red.. so i tell him he is under no circumstances wearing flaming read "skinny" Jeans ( I would love to get ahold of the asshole who started that trend)...and inform =him that if he kept it up we would have a nice bomb fire before we left! huge texting fight .. do not argue with your kids texting.. i can tell you all this does is really piss you off....I won.. and he not only lost his phone he also will NEVER wear those pants again.....
on to the story sorry got side tracked.....OK so we leave at 8:30 I'm so excited yea .. then we get into the truck and that is when i tell Dave oh I need gas.. boy another sign.....bitch bitch bitch..ugh......the out come of that is i am always to run on the full side not the empty side.....
we get gas and we are almost there yea the road to Edwards... heading to the air show and slam ..on the brakes there are cars for miles.. no joke.. it took a whopping 2 hours to go 10-15 mile.. we finally get in the air show at. 1:00....the planes were great i mean unbelievable.......we find my in laws and friends....Dave and his dad wonder off and the girls gioa and i do our thing....
we get ready to leave and i wonder off .. and there is a crowd of people and where there is A crowd something is going on...yep i have to go find out what it is, Dave hates tis....but hot dog its chuck Yeager and some ingals guy doing some interview...( chuck Yeager is the guy who broke the first world record sound barrier).. snap snap Insert pictures...so now we are leaving get on the bus check.. walk to our car check start to leave check.. and sit in the parking lot for another 2 1/2 hours.. it took us 3 hours to leave.. so to sum up the air show... 3 hours to get in 2 hour of actual airplanes flying and 3 1/2 hour to leave... will i ever do that again.. yesterday it was no friggin way,today probably! oh did i say it was edwards 50th anniversary ....and they did an enactment of pearl harbor.. it was so cool.. insert more pictures here!
And today is an exciting day of laudry there is nothing like stiff laundry.....from hanging it up not even downy helps...they need to invent some kind of fabric softner for us girls luky enough to have to hang our laundry!
have a great day my friends..
ps please let me no if this shows my new e-mail address
Posted by desert dirt diva at 10:39 AM
Friday, October 16, 2009
So I am a lager .. yep that would be me.. well we are in our house but then you all already new that right and just when i think all is going well ... Yea right.. another pipe beaks.. or it gets so cold we need to use our heater and its broke.. or the dog is climbing the tree.. yes i said climbing the tree to get the cat who now lives on the roof....I have been working tho .. not much at the school , but just enough...its good.. and i am still not smoking.. OK i lie i have smoke... i was at my sisters.. and yes those evil things were sitting there and i took one, OK maybe two... alright I'll be honest.. 4....and i must admit they tasted so frigging good...umm hmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!damn and i almost had ten weeks......
whey if any of you live in Cali and have a spare would burning stove pass it here... will travel...ok maybe ...anyways whats every ones plan for the weekend.. we are doing one of my favorite things in the whole wide world ..NO not going to Disneyland or Vegas < going to Edwards air force air show, oh its there 50 th anniversary and there gonna have a reenactment of peril harbour i'm so excited i can't wait.. and yea those pictures i would promise to post ..not happening till i get dsl.. but will be taking plenty...
Have a great weekend my friends!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:20 PM
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
yes soul i do believe i am menopauseing hard.. and the sweats .....i can take a showeer in the sweat i have been doing....and thanks for all the support you said yea....I have now gone 8 weeks and no cigs not a one yea!
And thanks smocha yes i believe my mood swings are a hard rough part of my personality..but would ya have me any other way....????and now that cigs are barely a part of my life,....i am much kinder..sort of.
and jamie your just so sweet. my baby is just fine ,it was not the swine flu....but there have been reported cases of it at there school..and also at my sons school.....
well yesterday i wake up, and gave my twins there ninth birthday presents hugs and kisses and a couple of tears, my babies are growing up FAST!and they curl there hair with no help from mommie, because they can...sniffle....and then the phone rings , it says out of town...I do not answer out of town calls...but i hear this voice....oh oh its smocha..wheres the phone ....find the phone, and i finnally do...YEA....it was so perfect.......sometimes you just need that one call to lift up your sprits....and as i'm talkin to her i hear her babies, cavuto, o'reilly and of course stiffy (MONKEY)and as we are talking she is tellin me about the cat walks and how people just shun her.. I think there not shuning her, they are so shock to see a cat in a baby stroller,..... there not sure if they should laugh or look down......and of course they turn there heads... now if it was me i would stare and mumble how cute it is!!!of course walk up and start talking!!!!anyways as the conversation moves on , i hear the cat shriek from hell , we are talking loud cat shriek....and ask what the hell....she calmly tells me cavuto has walk in front of monkey...just strolled bye........and her bitchy self goes into over drive.....
so this is what has been going on in my world.....been working at the school sum...but not the boys and girls club.. i believe i should call my boss and ask her whats up is there nothin else anywhere else i will travellll....i just don't want to bug her!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Well she does not have swine flu or they would have called me but she does have the flu......victoria...my poor baby... now that i have not had a cig in over a friggin month, I ask you all when does this mood swinging cravings Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!when because i want a cig so bad I can feel it between my fingers......slowly moving it up to my lips... liting it...taking that deep breath...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm of death......yep death for me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
so then i have to think.....be strong be strong.. and now you all now why i have not posted... mood swinging to bad......
glad thou my bff made it to england now just wanting to hear how the animals are doing are they getting aliong...ECT.......well this is all got.
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:59 PM
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Yep its been two weeks and no cigs, and i have not taken chantix either... yea, can't chew the gum because it gives me a headache.. so far so good.. i figure a couple more weeks and i am safe...val had a good idea ...save the money i would have used for cigs, and use it for a rainy day.......that sounds like a good idea but, everytime i go to town starbucks jups out in front of me... well i was suppose to start working back at the school tomorrow but i can't with all this smoke in the valley... yes i'm sure you have heard cali is burning again, this time its close to home, in the mountains around where i grew up.. its really awful!
no my dentures were not ready..i have never ever heard of a dentist office taking ! year to get one set of dentures to a person.. i'm starting to think maybe they should line these babys with gold or something.....i have another appt next week and if they are not done i'm calling my insurance....
well hope your sunday is going good!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 3:41 PM
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Well it has been 11 days not 1 cig.. yea.. this is so hard......smocha your right this is hard....i do believe hardest dang thing i have ever done in my, life birthing babies, and carring twins for 7 1/2 months, was easy compared to this, colicky twins was easier than this,(ok that last part was a lie)..but you get my drift!!!!!
OK so last night we went and seen foreigner and the band guess who, foreigner was great, they played all there old songs and it was good.....but the guess who, well they on the other hand sucked... it was nice tho....i guess i forgot to mention at the antelope valley fair....not to crowed either....Dave and i Had a good time.. well its early and i have a dentist appt, to pick up my new dentures that I've been waiting for ,for a year now.......hopefully they Will be done THIS time..ugh.
aren't you all glad to no about my dentures...thank god i don't have hemmroids...
have a great day
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:12 AM
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Well its been 9 days and still i have not smoked...Not one cig.. not one yea!!!!!!and my mood swings suck! but getting better....and then my wonderful husband tells me... last night.."honey you no that weight you lost? YES...........I believe you r putting it back on!......To my mood swinging horror , I am shock he said this to me, and baby have you check your wonderful manly body in the mirror well let me tell you,blah blah blah , I so don't believe he will ever say this to me again!
Anyways , my friend was leaving my house last night we are all outside saying our goodbyes, and i hear this voice saying MOM SNAKE........hot damn, there is a friggin snake slithering under my suburban heading for my yard.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.........thank god it was just a king snake... there good rattle snake killers.....oh thank god.....poor Dave he was doing his nightly......getting in the shower....
And then tonight another scorpion was crawling up the side of my house...Dave did smash it ....my hero......
Hope evry one had a good day....
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:45 PM
Friday, August 21, 2009
yes five days since i've had a cig.. not even a sneak puff.. and the coughing has mellowed out... thank god I have the greatest husband in the world, and he loves me or we would be sooooooooooooooooo divorced with these mood swinging withdrawls. ...He is my rock.. and he keeps reminding me,everytime i start mood swinging this will pass and your almost at a week......
yesterday I did get alott of unpacking done, the girls room is almost done, then i get to do lynzies room... i still have to hang up my shelves on the wall but in do time....tomorrow we are suppose to have some friends over, for an impromtu bbq for my sons birthday..so i hope people don't mind if there are still some boxes not unpack, .. hmmmm maybe i should find a closet and stuff them in in..sounds like a plan to me.....well its noon, ok almost 1 in the after noon and here i sit.. i better sign off till next time..
have a great day....and yea jamie is back!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 12:40 PM
Thursday, August 20, 2009
I just keep thinking well vicki, there are people in the world with no computer.......and then I think hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmthink happy thoughts..........ok so I have dial up life could be worse......
so since we have moved here this is whats been going on, my dog tank killed victorias puppy, he almost killed bella, I went back to work at the school, had to quit, because the school is now 10 miles one way 20 miles round trip for 8 dollars a day.....yes it would not be in my best interest to do that round trip,it would cost to much....still waitng to go back to the boys and girls club......yea!
I am still sick, but much better, my dr. told me the reason i still have this cough is because now that i have quit smoking...NO cigs in 4 days, not even a puff....(the upside of this house, its to far to run to town to get a quik smoking hit) so anyways.,..I'm not sure when i will have any pictures up....have not decorated just un packing boxes , in due time will i start decorating and hanging things up...
I have hung a humming bird feeder outside my kitchen window, and sat, before anyone was up i started breakfast, drinking my coffee watching the humming birds.. that was so cool....
anyways everyone have a great day
My new e-mail address, and please send me yours so i can update my address book I lost all my addresses...
Posted by desert dirt diva at 9:49 AM
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Well today is m-day.. but we only got the trailer loaded, then going to a bbq.. nope we are not unloading it..ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......and tomorrow will be my last day for DSL goodbye DSL...you will be missed.....and since i will only have dial up yes I said DIAL UP and 50 hours of it for 10 bucks , i proably will not be here to much.... so , so long my dear blogging friends... and I will have to give up facebook, no more farmer and so the list goes on.......
I sent my new addresses to my friends and family so feel free to call me......
have a great day.. and will blog when i can maybe i will start going to the libray.
Take care vicki
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:24 PM
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Well thanks steve Ya got our faucets working yea hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and deb for helping with some of the clean up and that way bitchen bottle!!! And just thanks... I should be in our new house bye this weekend...can't wait... it is so peaceful there.. we are gonna name it the Edmondson ranch..Dave is gonna make us the sign, or maybe welcome to our world....Whatever its all good...
o.k. i have not bought a pack of cigs in over a week, i believe this time i'm gonna do it quit smoking.. getting as sick as I was, was really scary, plus my dr. said my lungs are soooooooooooo scared that if I don't quit, I will die , and soon... sooooooo its time to quit! And I'm doing good....
Well I'm still waiting to here about work...and If get to go back even if just for awhile.....I miss all the kids.... that would be great..yea.. Well as always really to much going on, this has been a really boring summer except for moving...
have a great day
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:55 AM
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
And a bug pest control guy, and a couple thousand dollars to do all this with... but on the up side, we have started moving our stuff in and the house is painted, the color I wanted, and alex's stuff is all moved in and the girls room....most of the house yea.. thank you courtney for helping me pack , and steve for helping wtith that load in the middle of the heat wave.and laura and casey for painting (we still need to finish).. and everyone else.....
Well work might be not happening for me, I'm not sure if the school will be using teachers, for noon duty, But that is the rumor and I have to re-apply. for the boys and girls club, and not having any luck getting ahold of her...hmmm which reminds i better go call her.
Dave's work has been sketchy at best, he did get a full week last week, lets just hope he gets a full week this week....
and my daughter Wendi, had her back surgery last week, which went well....then yesterday, she said it started hurting her and now she is back in the hospital..with a slight infection, and a hugh blood count....when I talked to her this morning she sounded just fine so i think all is well...lets cross our fingers....
sorry its been so long since i have posted.. been clued to facebook....ughhhhh
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:46 PM
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Have you ever wonder what a propeller looks like in the air, this is flying from little rock to dallas.....
o.k. now i have no clue as to how these frigging pictures will line up........but the one with the baby is myself when i was about twenty..with my daughter wendi......i told you I USED to be skinny......and i thought i was fat BACK then,....
it only takes a minute ,please click on the above link and vote for vista san gabriel..this is the school i work at and we are in dire need of equipment and other stuff, since our wonderful govenor has cut so much from cali, we had to close one school in our small school distract from 2 elementary and one middle school to one elementary and 1 middle school.. so please vote, we could us all the help we can get!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 12:14 PM
Saturday, July 4, 2009
looks good huh..
well have a good day and be safe.....
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:12 PM
Sunday, June 28, 2009
just went back to the dr.s yesterday and thank god for dry heat!!!! I never ever thought i would say that!! and my plans to retire to ar, are dismissed, the humidty in the summer is enough to KILL this california girl if i do say so.. But i did have a good time and i love seeing my friend.........i miss her and our trip went bye to fast, I was still sick so that did not help, but we had a good time, and i must say smocha is an excellent cook, i gained 5 pounds, after losing twenty..grrrrrrrrrrrr, (days later) but i went to the dr.s yesterday again ,i lost the weight i gained, and the pnemonia(still spelt wrong) has moved to the middle of my lungs, and this damn headache will not go away..
our house closed last fri.. and do you think i have packed one box...hell no....do you think i have done one thing to my nw house nope..
hopefully today we get paint , thats if we can get dave in gear!!!!!!!!
and man i wanna a cig so bad i'm ready to start ripping heads off!
well i must go.. bitch at someone else.. and sorrry about the bad language!~
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:10 PM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
It's me, Smocha.......guest posting up in here. Today we took the boat out for the first time since Poodles has been here. Go Us! We inadvertently picked the hottest day of the year. It was 100 freakin' degrees. About 5 seconds out of the water and you felt like you were being burned at the stake.
The boat was covered in spider webs, spider poo and spiders themselves,so before we could really enjoy ourselves we had to remedy that situation. We got on rafts and went around the entire boat with hand towels ,then she stayed on a raft and followed me while I wiped down the top side, toss the rag down....she rinsed it out ,then tossed it back up.The temperature of the seats was about to cause 3rd degree burns on my knees. To hell with all spiders!!!You bastards!
Then we ate our fabulous lunches we had packed and baked ourselves like lobsters.
I would have liked to stayed out even longer ,good thing we didn't because I had no idea how burned up I was.
On the drive home Vicki used her cameras video for the first time. Even though it appears to have been filmed by a raging drunk, I assure you that is not the case. We were stone sober. It was the waves and the power of our boat. :)) wink, wink.
After we got home we went and got some movies and some Starbucks with "extra shots" like we needed that! In case you noticed the time of this post , that is WHY.
We just watched Revolutionary Road .........in one word....DEPRESSING!
and Incendiary.......in one word......GOOD.(but only if you can understand the fast British accents) Tear jerker too.
We'll write the story of our camping adventure tomorrow.
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:06 PM
Thursday, June 18, 2009
these babies are so sweet
omg i just wanna lovem and take m home
yep i made it with minimal problems, outside of missing my plane, then being on stand bye for the rest of the day, now that the pneumonia is gone, i believe i have a dang cold now.. sweeeeeeet.....its been very hot and humid, how humid you ask, well yesterday we get into the truck smocha turns on the air and my glasses fog up immediately...and the hotness of it all!!!!!! this is the first time i have been here this late in June and its hot.. OK enough bitchin about that....so i finally get here after like i said i miss my plane.. i am suppose to be on stand bye, i check in my luggage they send it off into the wild airport luggage place, and i go talk to a ticket lady who got me onto an earlier stand bye plane m, score.. so i'm off up up we go, i get to Dallas, then off to little rock.. things are rolling smoothly, then it hits me, where will my luggage be, dang on the later stand bye flight not the one i had caught , i get into little rock about 5:30 PM but my luggage will not be here till 8... grrrrrrrrrrr, so we go grab a bite to eat and get my luggage and we are on our way to little rock!!!yea our adventure has begun!
yesterday we we had lunch with floozie 1 and her sister, then went to some thrift stores..wal-mart came back,had a nap, talk to my real estate guy, (my house closes next Tues.)umm went to the pool, floozie 2 was there, we had a good girl time, meet g5 and his wife nosey, very very nice people, went out see the baby deer, and oh my god they are the cutest little things i have seen in sometime!!!!they make these little baby noises, while sucking on your ears, they were so adorabley cute...
anyways i must get off here and go take my shower and get ready to go we are camping today yea...hope its not to humid the heat i can handle the humidity is the worst!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:12 AM
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Hope you enjoyed the video, and i hope i posted it right.....Well tomorrow i am driving to vegas with my in laws, there going to a wedding then coming right home and i will get dropped off to spend some time with my daughter and grandson...I'm so excited.. one today without being in stress moad!.. have a great day and hope the video posts...
as usual , i messed up on some of the titleing, the pink tub for instance, and the pig pen, there again.. sorry... the picture before the titles showed up are what i meant.. we are suppose to close escrow next week.. the loan papers are all done just waiting on escrow now!!!!!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:15 PM
Saturday, May 23, 2009
we thought this was only meant for boys,I forgot to tell you all.. so a couple of weeks ago these first graders come running up to me so and so is eating lady bugs.. GROSS, and yesa this was a little girl.....so last week, i'm on the field abunch of kids come running up to me,
so and so is eating worms, and she yes ashe was eating them yesterday toooooo!!!!!so i go over there and yes said child which was another little girl was eating worms.....and we think little boys are gross!!!oh and this kid is the daughter of a teacher...imagine.
so nothing much happening, trying to get insure for the house which is harder than getting the house, we will live ten miles from a fire station, which that in itself brings insurance rates sky high,we have to many out buildings another minus, it does not matter that there is a fire hydrant in my front yard, we were also told that we need a well to get insurance,HELLO people we have county water, which i would think is better, and the real kicker our house is to old to insure...
so after many hours of being on the phone we did find insurance for under a thousand dollars a year , with 1000 dollar deductable....which is what everyone has to offer a thousand dollar deductable..
makes me wander why renting is so bad.....if something breaks call the landlord....if the roof leaks , call the land lady, you get the picture, but on the up side owning your own home , we will have something to leave our kids....
anyways what is everyones plan today, i will be going to a party tonight, the kids are welcome and they will be swimming, can't wait its gonna be a blowout...
have a good weekend
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:28 PM
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:39 PM
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Bella my new baby
Daves daughter and her family...
They won't stop they just get louder and louder....oh damn , those are not voices in my head, its my kids screaming MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, hot dog its my lucky day......whoo hoo when is Dave coming home, oh yea friday.. man and the crying does not stop ugh..(my head slapping itself againest walls)..
anyways this is whats going on in my world...and i'm also suppose to quit smoking bye june 15.....i'm trying its just not working out that well... damn i'm gonna be a mood swinging witch bye then... oh yea i aleady am....lol...
well i did go back to work at the boys and girls club, they were shut down for a week due to lack of funds, .its a nether long story......o.k. enough wining yea you can send me some cheese....if you want...
O.k. another day, and a much brighter outlook...yea.
why can't i get the headings right grrrrrrrrrrrr.. i'm sure you can figure out corie david and lanae are the top pic... and Bella is the bottom....
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:46 PM
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:47 PM
I just love Cinderellas castle
Daisy and Donald
one of the chipmunks
they have the best fireworks show
and we could not forget Winnie the pooh
Well I had a great birthday.....we did go to Disney land.. yea.. and had a blast....the boys and girls club was shut down for aweek, due to people spending monet they had no business touching!!!but next week they will be open again...
You might be wondering where mickey is, i could not get a good picture of him, so maybe next time...It was really weird tho, not having the kids with us, i think we were just quilt ridden!!!!!
My mothers day was good also,even tho, Dave had to go up north, early in the afternoon.....
P.S. its been so long since i posted pictures it seems i can't get it right.. grrrrrrrrrrr you all can figure out which caption goes where....now for the long me me stolen from smocha who stole it from soul
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair or face? HAIR
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? BLACK WITH GARTH BROOKS ON IT
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? YES, MY DAUGHTERS GOOD NIGHT
4. Do you plan outfits:? NOPE, I ALREADY NO, COLD PANTS AND SHIRT, HOT SHORTS AND SHIRT
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? GOOD AND STRESSED
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red? MY NEW PICTURE ALBUM
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? CAN'T REMEMBER
8. Did you meet anybody new today? WHICH ONE I TALK TO EVERYONE
9. What are you craving right now? NOTHING
10. Do you floss? CAN'T DENTURES
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? CORN BEEF
12. Are you emotional? DEPENDS
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? YES
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? LICK IT
15. Do you like your hair? NOPE ITS A CUR;LY MESS THAT I BLOW DRY TILL IT FRIZZES
16. Do you like yourself? YEP
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure ,if he was buying.
18. What are you listening to right now? MICHELLE READ TO DAVE, AND HIM GETTING IRRITATED
19. Are your parents strict? MY DAD WAS A BELT YIELDING ASSHOLE...AND MY MOM WAS GREAT!!!!!HAVE YOU EVER HAD WELTS FROM A BELT AND CRYING ONLY TO HEAR YOUR DAD SAY "IF YOU DON'T STOP CRYING I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT?"YEP HE WAS AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
20. Would you go sky diving? DEPENDS ON HOW MANY VALIUMS I CAN TAKE... NOOOOOOO
21. Do you like cottage cheese? YEP WITH PEPPER.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?No body worth mentioning. :)
23. Do you rent movies often? NOPE I BUTT THEM.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're IN?MY RINGS.
25. How many countries have you visited?NONE.. WOULD LOVE TO BUT NOPE
26. Have you made a prank phone call? WHO HASN'T...
27. Ever been on a train? YEP ALEX AND I , WHEN WE WENT TO WASHINGTON.
28. Brown or white eggs? GREEN EGGS ARE THE BEST"
29.Do you have a cell-phone? I have 2 of them.
30. Do you use chap stick? NEVER
31. Do you own a gun? NOPE NOT EVEN TOY ONES.
32. Can you use chop sticks? YEP, SUSHI BABY....
33. Who are you going to be with tonight? KIDS DAVE AND ALL MY ANIMALS!
34. Are you too forgiving? NOPE, BUT I AM GETTING BETTER.
35. Ever been in love? Yep
36. Who is your BFF? LENA AND DONNA
37. Ever have cream puffs? JUST TODAY AS A MATTER OF FACT
38. Last time you cried? MOTHERS DAY.
39. What was the last question you asked? DO I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
40. Favorite time of the year?SPRING,.
41. Do you have any tattoos? YEP, AND AFTER 5 KIDS ONE C-SECTION AND A HYSTORHYTOMY THERE LOOKING SAGGY.
42. Are you sarcastic? yes i am. it's part of my charm.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? YES I HAVE, PRETTY WEIRD.
44. Ever walked into a wall? Yes I have.I'm very graceful. NOT!
45. Favorite color? Blue
46. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes i have.Lets just leave it at that:)
47. Is your hair curly? YES, AND I DO WHAT I CAN TO BLOW DRY IT STRAIGHT....
48. What was the last CD you bought? GARTH BROOKS.
49. Do looks matter? NOPE.. NOT REALLY, HAVE YA LOOKED AT ME LATELY.....
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? I would hate to go there DITTO.
51. Is your phone bill sky high? WHICH ONE.
52. Do you like your life right now? YES, VERY MUCH SO.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on? OFF, SILENCE IS GOLDEN.
54. Can you handle the truth? I EXPECT NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
55. Do you have good vision? AS LONG AS I WEAR MY GLASSES.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?YEP.....
57. How often do you talk on the phone? ALL THE TIME.
58. The last person you held hands with? SOME KID AT SCHOOL .
59. What are you wearing? PINK BLOUSE AND SHORTS.
60. What is your favorite animal? MY TORTOISE.
61. Where was your default picture taken at? REDDONDO BEACH
62. Can you hula hoop? NOT ANYMORE BUT I CAN STILL RIDE MY UNICYCLE.
63. Do you have a job? 2 JOBS, NOT COUNTING BEING A MOM THAT WOULD BE THREE..THEN THERE IS THE BROWNIE THING, BUT THATS NOT A JOB...!
64. What was the most recent thing you bought? SHAMPOO,CAUSE I'M EXCITING LIKE THAT.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window? NOT RECENTLY, I HAVE KIDS I CAN STUFF THREW A WINDOW....HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS... .
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:19 PM
Monday, April 27, 2009
I HAD A GREAT TIME, EVERYONE WAS VERY KIND, MY NEW "GRANDAUGHTER" IS VERY CUTE...AND SHE IS ONE SMART LITTLE COOKIE I TELL YOU....DAVE WAS VERY UPSET THAT HE COULD NOT GO, BUT WORK IS WHAT IT IS.. HE AND CORIE TALKED ON THE PHONE AND HER AND HER FAMILY WILL BE COMING UP ON FRI....IT WILL BE NICE, I'M SO GLAD THAT BAD PART OF OUR LIFE HAS FINALLY BEEN PUT TO REST, THIS WAS THE LAST PART OF THAT CLOSHER THING.....WE ARE ALL MOVING FORWARD WITH OUR LIVES , AND THAT IS SO GOOD.. WITH FAITH AND TIME, AND STAYING SOBER, LIFE HAS MANY GOOD THINGS TO OFFER..AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE THAN I CAN SAY....IF YOU FEEL AS IF I'M BRAGGING I AM NOT, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID NOT NO ME 6-7- YEARS AGO YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ,YOU DO, AND ARE TRULY GOOD FRIENDS....ANYWAYS I LOVE AND APPERCIATE ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, ONE DAY I WILL NAME EACH AND EVERYONE AND WHY THERE SO SPEACIL,..SORRY NOT TONIGHT.....
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Well tomorrow,I am going to see Dave's oldest daughter Corie.. for those of you who don't know a thing happened years ago.. and its time to let it go....yes i am very happy.. scared but happy at the same time she now has here own baby...she is 28 , and the girls are very excited and i am very nervous....Dave's step daughter Linda will be there , oh thank god , we all just went to the races together and had such a good time I'm glad she is going...Dave can't be there tomarrow because, he has to go up north again to work.. but there will be other times, and can't wait to meet the gran baby....well i have to get going we are going up to the new house, oh yea our new house is in escrow.. now you wanna talk about nerve racking buying a house is nerve racking , so lately just call me walking nerves.....
have a great day
Posted by desert dirt diva at 12:16 PM
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Daves shop, just what he wanted
Our house, just what I wanted
this my friends is the front of our new house if all goes well Yes the bank excepted our offer, now we have to go threw a 45 day escrow.....it is almost 2500 sq. feet on 2 1/2 acres......it ia an old ranch style house, with horse corrals an pigs pens and a ropin arena... not that we aill be gettin any horses any time soon it has an awsome shop for dave.....we just love it.. and have from the moment we saw it......keep your fingers crossed.. i have not been this excited since i got married.....well i have to get back to work...man its hot 90 something today in the high desert today
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Well not to much going on, Dave has not work in a couple of weeks..and we are starting to feel the effect of this unemployment thing.. i have been working.. which is good..altho he does go beck to work. Tues..yea....
The boys and girls club had a sleepover Fri. night and that was an experience, i volunteered, for that there was about 65 girls.... yea... it was fun tho....
we went to Dave's nieces wedding yesterday o.k. now that we are married,my nieces wedding..she was a beautiful bride....my brother in law wore a suit which was shocking but rob looked good, it was a real small affair...anyways.. it was nice...
then Dave tells me, gosh i should of got slacks, to wear.. that would not of worked out real well since i wanted him to wear slacks for our wedding and he said NO....but he was going to for his nieces wedding, yea i no childish...of me but still the same...i would not of been happy!.....
well hope everyone is having a good day!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:58 AM
Monday, April 13, 2009
So we all no i have the bronchitis back, now the the added bonus of hot flashes....i'm so lucky, coughing till i wet, the sweating till my eyes burn , and you ask what else could go wrong, well let me tell you all......
I'm in the truck sat. morning looking nice for once, and damn i start sweating so bad, its going in my eyes.. so much for non frizzy hair...grrrrrrrr, i then ask michelle to hand me a napkin so i can wipe my face and she gets me one, as i'm wiping my face, victoria says here mom, and bless her sweet heart, she hands me a damp paper toewel..oh the coolness of it all, then i hear this other sweet voice say "mom she just washed her shoes with that"....and victoria then informs us all, not the bottom part.....just the top, saweet....kids you gotta love'em......
easter was good and my mom did make it up, my sister made an awsome dinner...she as always out did herself...i felt bad, because, it seemed i could not stop this damn coughing.....last night i finlly did find something that really does help, ricola sugar free cough drops, just pop one in your mouth and suck on it.. its the best dang thing since breathing treatments!
I did make it back to work at the school today, and it was great, i just love them kids....the first and second graders are the best...
well I must get to bed have a great night....
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:47 PM
Sunday, April 12, 2009
And this my friends is how I felt this morning after a plesant night of coughing out my brains, my ribs are killing me... and grrrrrr quit fighting about who got more candy and you took my chocolate bunny.......
DO YOU NOT REMEBER WHAT IS IS ABOUT< MY WONDERUL KIDS.....
dang now i no how my poor mama felt...
on a happier note, we are goimg to my sisters for a blessed easter dinner...and family fun..my mom might even be there.. yea... and let the good memories roll.....
Thursday, April 9, 2009
ITS NOT REALLY TO BAD, THIS IS THE WAY MY GRANDMA AND MY MOM, GREW UP AND IN THERE DAY, YOU COULD WALK OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR AND NOT WORRY ABOUT BEING SHOT....
HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking
lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though
Johnny started it.
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by
the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is
then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because
Jeffrey has a disability.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's
has an affair with the psychologist.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.
Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he cannot speak English.
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them
in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all
siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Posted by desert dirt diva at 10:49 PM
Sunday, April 5, 2009
To work that is I miss the kids...the little first graders are the best.....and the secondgraders are adorable tooo......I just wanna go back already, i'm thinking on the 13, which is just one week away , not much going on here, we did go and watch jimmy race last night... he was great...it is a scary sport...sometimes even heart pounding.. as soon as i delete some pictures from my computer. i will post the new ones...
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:01 PM
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
we just made some good memories..the very first picture was taken hmmmm in 1970, this is my cousins and sister.. cna you tell who i am????
and no I'm not bragging but............I got my Arkansas Dates, and I'm as happy as a pig in a blanket,turkey and gravy,mashed potatoes and butter... you all get the picture I'm sure...oh thank you my smocha......thank you thank you.....we are gonna have the best time, and i got my cleaning thing all packed... yea!!!! Can we go to the yurt....I'm so happy... YEA!!!!!!! no kids for 10 whole days, no husband......just us ladies......Get the bevy's ready!!!O.k. I do miss my kids and husband......BUT we all need a break....WE ARE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME YET!
O.k. well as you all know my kids are out of school this week....and last week my aunt sent me some pictures, of us when we where kids, making bread , today my sister is coming over and we will be doing this very thing...let the good times roll....I can't wait to get these pictures and put the old pictures up, i just can't figure how to scan them....Well thats about all going on in my world!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 10:24 AM
Saturday, March 21, 2009
And I did a pretty good job on mine, yep sprained my ankle at work, on the black top at school...they should be sooo oooooooo happy i am not a sue happy person, there are many pot holes on our black top!!!!!
so this has me kinda hung up, my girls all won awards, the twins for PERFECT attendance, and lynzie for citazen ship.....yea you go girls!!!
and the plan for today is going to a funeral, its very sad and all too sudden, this passing of my co-workers husband was more than sudden, we had no idea , he had a simple cold, but between his cold meds and his blood preasure meds and the hospital not keeping him he passed away in his sleep!!!!very very sudden, so to once more reflect, not for one minute should any of us take life for granted..it can be gone in just a blink of a eye.....
anyways on the happy note, my mortie has come out of hibernation and my god has she gotten big, so i'm thinking they must grow in there sleep....and she is doing very good...
oh and i almost forgot , my aunt has snet me pictures....pictures i had no idea exsisted, they are of me and my sister an brother and my 3 cousins when we were little, i'm thinking i must be about 6, i have no front teeth....and i remember, once when we were kids we went there, for a few days and we made these bread things, which i still remember were very good,well they we are standing in our bathing suits, proudly holding up our bread creations......(and i am wearing a 2 piece), as soon aas i can figure out how to scan them i will post them...but i first must get permission to post them... can i aunt shirley??????only because they have my cousins in them......those are some super cool pictures!!!!!!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
My sister sent this to me, I just had to psaa it on to my friends....
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground..
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . .having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:07 PM
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I found my keys, they were in my husbands truck......my fault,i guess....anyways this is short because i must go lay back down, still recovering from this cold....have a great day
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:41 AM
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
does your life stop, and when you can't find the spare does it really stop?????my does , yep i can not find my keys, and of course it was 5 minutes before i had to be at work , so i'm thinking i'll get a ride,THANKS Debbie for coming to my rescue!!!!!!of course i could had rode my bike.. but not 5 minute before work... so i'm thinking i'll ride my bike to my second job.. right wrong again, I totally forgot that the girls are in the after school program, and i have to pick them up. at 3:30 and i also told another parent i would pick up her kids SWEEEET...now how am i gonna pick all these kids up on my bicycle.....I'm not thats how... the kids will all have to do there normal routine i will ride my bike to work, and thurs. i will be on track I hope .. and god i also hope my keys are in daves truck........OR can you say I will be soooooooooo screwed........thats not a good thing ,plus i have the added bonus of my husband harping on me for days..I told you to hang them up, i told you to put them where you can find them... you lose everything.. blah blah blah.. and this time i hate to admit it ..he is right.....dang!!!!!
hope your day is going better than mine!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:05 PM
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
conglomeration of crap
First up, a stolen meme:
Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
1) my keyboard
2) the t.v
3)the laundry my kids need to put away
5)pictures on my wall
What were you like when you were five?
I don't remember five, when i was four i put an eletricle cord in my mouth....almost died.. thats proably why i don't remember five
What are you wearing now?Levi's a black and white shirt and my name badge
What color is your bedroom?
What’s the last thing you read/are currently reading?
pirates, smocha sent it to me and i recommend this to everyone, but it had a speacil meaning for meaningfor me :)
Do you nap a lot? I used to but i have not been aloud to for many years..
Who was the last person you hugged?
What’s your current obsession/addiction?
getting a new cell phone.....oh and working
What was the last thing you said aloud?
yes ham leftovers is for dinner
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
club pengin and my blogs
What was the last thing you bought?
What are you listening to right now?
dave talkin to the kids
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
To make sure everyone has food in there cupboards, to stop starvation
What is your favorite weather, and why?
What was the last reality tv show you watched?the bachlor, baby
What is your most challenging goal right now?
To buy a house
If you could have a house–totally paid for, fully furnished–anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
tehachpi ca, in the mountains
Favorite vacation spot?
only been to ark... and i love it
What is your favorite children’s book?
Don't have one
Name one thing you just can’t resist no matter how bad it is for you:
cigarettes and chocolate
If you could meet anyone famous - dead or alive - who would it be?
If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
running a fortune 500 hundred anything!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 5:56 PM
Sunday, March 1, 2009
to the yard behind my house, which is vacant
Posted by desert dirt diva at 11:32 AM
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
these are the snow pictures from dec, Christmas pictures, from my friend s mom house , she decorates her house like this every year..and our friends back yard all the really neat old stuff, and the really cool sunset!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 6:11 PM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
What are your middle names? Allan and lynn
How long have you been together? thriteen years.
How long did you know each other before you started dating? He stood me up for a month and a half , and when he did finnaly show up, he never left...
Who asked whom out? he did
How old are each of you? he is 48 and i'm a youngster at 45
Whose siblings do you see the most? both
Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? trying to buy a house, he has ideas and i have my own ideas..ugh
Did you go to the same school? No.
Are you from the same home town? no he is from moor park.(that is krap room spelled backwards) and i'm from tujunga
Who is smarter? we both are o.k. i am ,i just let him think he is
Who is the most sensitive? we both are he hates tear jerkers..
Where do you eat out most as a couple? used to be tokyo steak house but since he has not worked much the country cafe
Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? bencia ca.. to see his aunt,and a family reunion, that was when i was preg with the twins..first time my ankles swelled up to the size of friggin softballs..and also the time i stood to close to the car and his dad ran over my foot....but it was a good trip...had the curse back then too!
Who has the craziest exes? He does!!!!
Who has the worst temper? I do by far.. used to be him tho
Who does the cooking? I do mostly but he cooks pancakes on the weekends..well we both cook come to think of it
Who is the neat-freak? we are both slobs..but i am getting better.. he keeps his garage in spotles order...
Who is more stubborn? I am hands down
Who hogs the bed? he does...
Who wakes up earlier? he does i could sleep till noon
Where was your first date? a bar called jj we went with my sister and her husbandand another friend
Who is more jealous? he is he seems to think i'm gods girt to gorgous and i think i nothing but a lump of fat, which of course i am...(and no lap band here..)
How long did it take to get serious? right away..we never left each other unless he went to work
Who eats more? he does....
Who does the laundry? I do but he will help about every 6 months or so
Who’s better with the computer? I am hands down.. when he even gets near the computer i get nervous...but he is slowly learning
Who drives when you are together? depends on what we are driving 9 out of ten times its him
so here it is life about Dave and I.. somewhat.. and god has blessed us...more than i could ever have imagined..my life with dave..i believe will last forver!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
SOMETIMES PEOPLE SEND ME REALLY CUTE STUFF AND MY AUNT SHRILEY SENT ME THIS ONE..VERY CUTE.....
LYNZIES PARTY TURNED OUT GOOD AND I WILL POST PICTURES LATER!
> > How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> > 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
> young, we've got
> > our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
> worrying about a stupid
> > burned out bulb?
> > 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
> any wiring that's
> > not up to code.
> > 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
> > 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> > 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
> toys in the
> > dark. IS THIS FRED?
> > 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
> the light bulb!
> > Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
> please, please,
> > please!
> > 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as
> I've led these people
> > from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed
> any, and make just
> > one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried
> to take
> > advantage of the situation.
> > 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
> I'm bouncing off
> > the walls and furniture.
> > 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry,
> but I don't see a light bulb!
> > 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
> the carpet in the dark.
> > 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We
> don't need no stinking light bulb."
> > 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
> > 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the
> light bulbs in a
> > little circle...
> > 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border
> Collie's ear and he'll do it.
> > By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
> will be dry.
> > How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
> > Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light
> bulbs. So, the
> > real question is:
> > "How long will it be before I can expect some
> light, some dinner, and
> > a massage?"
> > ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
> MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
> > WHY GOD MADE PETS
> > They help out around the house....
> > They protect our children...
> > They look out for the smaller ones...
> > They show us how to relax...
> > They "converse" with each other.
> > They help you when you're down...
> > They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
> > They have "great" expectations.
> > They are Patriotic.
> > They are happy to "test" the water.
> > They love their "teddies"
> > They know who's "BOSS.
> > AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
> > HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
> > It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
> > LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.......
> >HAVE A GREAT DAY
Posted by desert dirt diva at 10:21 PM
Friday, February 20, 2009
God i can not believe my baby lynzie is turning ten today... they grow up so fast, so all you first time momies love your babies there spit up, they runny diahra diapers....the terrible 2's....and so on.....cherish them......before i know it she be running off to collage..oh my god i'm empty nesting my now ten year old......and she is not even moving out yet,LOL....anyways thing are about the same... no major fires....school is great, oh some little girl at school gave me a valentines today, she is first grade and teaching me spanish..she spelled my name vecke....to cute...well have a great day!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:12 PM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
but not fat enought to get the lap band damnit.. oh if i gain 50 or so pounds, I would be purrrrrrrr-fect..yea like thats gonna happen...not....i did lose 5 pounds according to this dr.s scale.. but i no as soon as i weigh in at school i will have gained ten,grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
so picture this.. sat i got us some steaks, yummy you say.. they turned out like rubber, i used a george foreman round grill daves step sister gave us.. so i'm thinking i'll go to staters bros and get there yummy ribeyes on sale of course.. and i do.. i season them up..and throw them into the broiler.. the oven kind and away there cooking.. daves is done, but not mine so i put mine back in the oven broiler...(top shelf) and away it starts cooking.. i'm waitng and waiting and i start smelling this not so yummy smell, yep you guessed it my oven is now on fire...we are talking flames here.. i rip my steak out that oven, throw the now really call the fire dept flames pan back into oven and slam door, all the while screaming dave the ovens on fire.. he comes running in and i go try to find the fire extinguisher( which is no where to be found ) and by the time i get back he has it out...so we all calm down, oh after tending to daves burnt finger, to eat our wonderful dinner, and i'll be damn if my friggin steak was NOT still raw!!!!!!!!!!and what do u think i did ....sucked it up and ate the d()*)(&(*&*(thing!!!!
so that was my exciting weekend!!! well i have to get ready for work!
Posted by desert dirt diva at 1:13 PM
Thursday, February 12, 2009
this was sent to me from my friend donna whom i've known since i was 12
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!
not much happening here... dave and i will be and buying a house .. don't want to say much , i'm afraid the curse will curse me if i do!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
I hope you enjoy this , its very funny and sooooooooooooo true....i could not stop laughing!
anyways been busy working , i did lose five pounds...maybe the bicycle thing is working...yea..now i only have a million more to go!
have a great day, i will post when something exciting happens in my life....smocha has a new me me.. so maybe i will steal that from her...
Posted by desert dirt diva at 8:43 AM
Friday, January 23, 2009
for all of you who keep up with my dear friend smochas blog I just talked to her and she has made it home with the usaul curse that follows but i will let her tell you all about her adventure...
anyways I've got one heck of an ear infection, went to the dr. and he kepy asking me.. you had this for how long... a week, and you didn't come in sooner...no i thought i would self medicate! bad idea on my part...i was crying so hard he gave me stuff to dry up my nasal...
I did go to work, and thought my ear was going to explode.. and now that i am eating healthy riding my bike to work, 1 mile each way.. i have... and i can not believe this put on a pound..GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
help stop the fat!!!!!!!!!
hope you all had a great weekend!!!!
just a note about another blog i read, http://kaleesgranny.blogspot.com/ , her son was not only at the inauguration, but was one of the soliders standing behind the new president......I would be so proud...just thought i would mention this....
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:28 PM
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway
jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I
thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I
told her, 'That's great I couldn't
be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more.'
I asked, 'What do you mean there's more.'
She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how
she knew.. She said....
( You're going to love this!)
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they had a home
pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'
(not to offend anyone)
Posted by desert dirt diva at 9:58 PM
I like to ride my bicycle....yea when all my legs stop shaking and other parts stop hurting HMMMMMMMMMM but i am gona lose this dang weight if it kills me, just pass the oxagen PLEASE! yes i rode to school today 2 miles yea .. and tomorow the same thing and till I drop this weight.. then i might start walking...or fix my tire on my unicycle and ride that...Thats a good thought..and yes i have cut the calories , eating good food..i feel like a rabbit...
Anyways i started working at the boys and girls club yesterday and i think i like it...the kids are great....but by the time school ends i'm really gonna need a vaction.....
so I must go check out my puffies and penquin and buy more stuff for my igloo.. I'm stuck on disneys club penquin game!
have a great day.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Hey my sister found this cool site its called disney club penguin...and yes its for kids, and yes adults too!!I put it on my side bar and i do recomend this site.. anyways not to much here, I did finallyy get a dryer, dave did kinda fix my but that only lasted for about a week..so we went to lowe's and they had the dryer i wanted ,but only the floor model, so she said we could buy it, i asked what kind of discount, she said a 10 percent discount, then she pulls it out and damn, there is a litle tiny scartch,so i say how about about 20 percent, she says no and i say call the manager ,she did,so i walked out paying only 300 dollars, and saved myself 100dollars..yea...always ask for the manager..when bartering..it works!
hope you all had a great weekend...
Posted by desert dirt diva at 6:48 PM
Thursday, January 15, 2009
The Van Gogh's Ear Award was created by.... Roger of Idaho Photo; The following is an excerpt from his blog. Please link your award back to his site.
A Top Award for You
Every year I like to make up a award and hand it out to people that make a difference in the blogsphere. I like to make it a award for all to enjoy and pass out if one so wants to, I just ask if your going to give it out to link back to me as the creator of the Van Gogh's Ear Award.
Inspiration of the Van Gogh's Ear Award
You may know the story of Vincent Van Gogh a well known artist in history. Although a brilliant painter in his later years went quite insane he received the nickname of fou roux ("the redheaded madman"). The most bazaar of Vincent's behavior is when he cut off the lower part of his own left ear lobe, which he wrapped in newspaper and gave to a prostitute named Rachel in the local brothel, asking her to "keep this object carefully. After this he suffered recurrent bouts of mental illness, which led to his suicide July 29, 1890 he was 37 years old. His works of art are priceless.
The point of this award
We are all artist in are own way be it art, photography, writing, philosophy, comedy, blogging and we all go a little crazy sometimes. But if you ever feel so crazy to cut off your ear and give it to a prostitute "Seek Help"!
Always remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
So, I would like to pass this along to the following bloggers because I truly do enjoy reading what they have to say mainly because of their own little unique way they have of saying it.
i hope i do this right.....
I pass this on to
hope i did this right.. this is my first time passing on an award
well i started working at the boys and girls club yesterday...i'm outside with the kids..organizing and playing games! let me tell you I DO NOT rember tetherball being so hard.....and after a few games all i want is for someone to pass me the oxagen :)....but i feel thisa is good exercise, on top of trying to ride my bike to work ...soon.....anyways have a great night
Posted by desert dirt diva at 7:08 PM
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
well i went back to work YEAH...I start the boys and girls club tomorow, working that is ...anyways not to much here... so I'm gonna try to post this comic thing my sister sent, i figure if i don't have nothin to write , i'll just post a funny something.....if it works.. and this is very cute!
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
hope everyone had a great day.. this was sent to me from my sis...thanks..KM
Posted by desert dirt diva at 2:15 PM
Friday, January 9, 2009
My brother came...and i was not allowed to take pictures, but they did give me a couple of pictures taken prof. and i said something about scanning them and posting them on my blog....THEY both said no, yea, thank god they don't read my blog...anyways it was a nice visit, maybe next year they might show up before 2:00 am, other than that nothing much has been happening...
so someone sent me this e-mail i thought it was funny and now i post it... have a good laugh, cause i know you will!!!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,so of course I checked
myseven- month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said 'No' .
I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over, spread his cheeks
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
have a great day!